Beans N Penis!!!

First Name Tom, Last Name Foolery… And I’m Everybody’s Uncle!    

Even this non-penis eating consumer... Lamia Singfield.

An Ohio woman bought a package of what she thought was smoked turkey tails at a supermarket – but thought she got the shaft when she noticed a decidedly phallic-shaped piece of meat in her beans, the Akron Beacon Journal reported.

“I’m calling Save A Lot, this ain’t right,” Akron resident Lamia Singfield said on Facebook Live.

“I know what this is,” she added, referring to a male member.

“It’s got the folds,” Singfield told her Facebook fans.

“Upon further investigation, there’s a hole at the tip.”

When she checked her store receipt, it indicated she had bought turkey tails, but a photo of the label said it was actually “smoked pork tails.”

But still fearing that she was cooking male genitalia, the worried woman called the cops about the mystery meat.

“I called the police because I examined it & it is what it is,” Singfield said in a second Facebook Live video.

“The police came & they examined it, & it is, in fact, a penis. They are calling the medical examiner out here right now, & the coroner, because somebody is missing they stuff. Save A Lot has got some explaining to do,” she said.

Fortunately, an investigator from the Summit County Medical Examiner’s Office said the meat was indeed pork & not an errant penis – adding that the piece of meat contained a bone, suggesting it was likely a pig tail.

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By: Yaron Steinbuch

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