This One's For The Fellas!!!

First Name Tom, Last Name Foolery… And I’m Everybody’s Uncle!    

Including this love spreader... Lil Uzi Vert.

Since embedding that rare pink diamond in his forehead, Lil Uzi has been partaking in a bunch of suspicious flamingo activities!

Recently, the rapper took to social media to wish all single rainbow guys a steamy, Happy Valentine's Day via DM. However, within minutes, those private messages started surfacing & tons of happy guys began virtually following the Roc Nation artist.

According to a trustworthy source, Lil Uzi Vert is merely clout chasing at the expense of the LGBTQ community.

"Vert is straighter than a teen's teeth that just had braces removed. The guy is a marketing genius. This is all about free publicity. Vert gets more pussy than panties. No way he's gay," confirmed the source.

Whatever the case may be, we know one thing for sure; Lil Uzi made a lot of broken wrist guys extremely happy today.

Happy Valentine's Day!

Climb on The Family Tree below & share your thoughts about My Nephew Lil Uzi Vert's tender situation.

By: Uncle Tom Foolery

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