Sassy Kyle Kuzma Ready For A Breakout Season!!!

Sassy Kyle Kuzma Ready For A Breakout Season!!!

Ball Handling Wizard!!!

First Name Tom, Last Name Foolery… And I’m Everybody’s Uncle!    

Including this sassy NBA hooper… Kyle Kuzma.

The ink has finally dried on his multimillion dollar contract and now Washington Wizard’s main go-to-guy is ready to have an amazing breakout season. The young, sassy , ball handling, pick and roll specialist, short-range shooter, and back door slasher is all about business this upcoming season with his eyes on the coveted prize, a championship.

According to a trustworthy source, Kuzma also has a BIG announcement he will make during the fall. Some speculate the sassy NBA hooper will finally come out the closet and disclose his intimate relationship with Little EJ, son of Lakers great Magic Johnson, who also happens to be his personal stylist.

“Kuz has the BIG contract, the beautiful model woman on his side, and pretty much everything going well for him, but he feels he is not living his truth and he is ready to live his truth. He has BIG news to share, BIG news that will shock the world,” revealed the source.

“Afterall, Kyle was the main reason the Wizards decided to get alternate pink jerseys. It was solely his idea,” continued the trustworthy source.

Whether in the closet or out, we love our nephew and are super proud of him securing the bags.

FTW

Climb on The Family Tree below & share your thoughts about My Nephew Kyle Kuzma’s sassy breakout situation.

By: Uncle Tom Foolery

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