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First Name Tom, Last Name Foolery… And I’m Everybody’s Uncle!    

Including this bag hunter... Brittany Renner.

After multiple failed attempts, IG star Brittany Renner has finally landed her a rich baby daddy.

According to a trustworthy source, Brittany had to come up with a new plan after her other attempts at trapping an older rich guy failed horribly. She's tried rappers, NFL players, YouTube personalities & actors, but they all pulled out early or made her swallow the load.

Finally, she decided to regroup, drop down the age bracket & dabble in another professional sport, the National Basketball Association. Her plan proved successful. Soon, she tracked, cornered & drained the life force from Charlotte Hornets barely 20 years old forward, PJ Washington, who was still in college.

The unsuspecting player was getting played from day one. She had him at "Hello."

"PJ is very happy. He's getting p%*%y every day, he's in love, his minutes & numbers are up. Things are looking good for the home team & he has Brittany to thank," bragged the source.

Snagged!

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By: Uncle Tom Foolery

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