Uncle Tom Foolery

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Freaky Ass Drake Confirms He’s The 69 God!!!

Are You My Friend!?!?!?

First Name Tom, Last Name Foolery… And I’m Everybody’s Uncle!    

Including this 69 god… Drake

In the infamous words of Kendrick Lamar, “Sometimes you have to pop out and show n***as.” Fresh off a HUGE rap battle defeat to K-Dot, the OVO Papi decided to take a different approach to replying to the Compton rapper’s ether track, ”Not Like Us.”

According to a trustworthy source, Drake is planning to leak explicit videos of him eating the boxes of various women, both high-profile and bottom-feeders.

“Drake is feeling the pressure. He knows he cannot overcome Lamar’s Juneteenth concert so he’s planning on embracing some of the allegations in the Not Like Us song,” revealed the source.

“He’s [Drake] gonna show the world that he eats pussy AND plenty of it!”

Damn, O-V-hoe might officially become a PornHub channel.

Climb on The Family Tree below & share your thoughts about My Nephew Drake’s freaky situation.

By: Uncle Tom Foolery

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