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4️⃣ Reasons Why You 🚫 Shouldn't Date An Instagram Model‼

Insta-Regret!!!

First Name Tom, Last Name Foolery… And I’m Everybody’s Uncle!    

Including camera hungry females… Instagram Models.

Lights, camera, action… With unemployment rates on the rise & the economy crashing rapidly, one field of employment has tons of potential to make more self-made millionaire women nowadays than ever before.

Hop on IG & you will quickly notice tons of Instagram models getting paid for various things. IG models are known for setting thirst-traps, that quickly captures random guys attention. Once trapped, the poor guy’s bank account swiftly declines like a brick floating on water.

Yes, they are certainly beautiful & actually kind of genius for finding a way to turn their likes into cash. However, that does not mean they're your soul mate.

If you are not sure whether or not your new bae is one of these self-marketing Instagram babes, there are a few tell-tale signs to look for. They probably or most-definitely have a "K" beside their followers. They almost always tag & mention companies that created whatever article of clothing they wear in their photos.

Finally, you will notice that their likes are way up in the thousands & random strangers have conversations within the comment section.

Are you still thinking of dating an IG model? Here are 4 reasons to reconsider…

  1. She’s Got Very Expensive Taste: She's used to being sent luxurious products. That means she expects equally luxurious products from you too, buddy.

  2. She’s Always On Vacay: Instagram models have a habit of going off on lavish vacations where they can take the perfect photo to post in their new free bikini that some hot Australian brand sent them. If you're okay with the long distance thing, you can give it a try.

  3. She’s Never In The Moment: Someone who makes social media their life is constantly into their gadgets. You may have a beautiful night planned at a five star restaurant, only to be let down while your date has her eyes glued to her phone the whole time.

  4. She’s Obsessed With Herself: It’s simple. Anyone that takes THAT many pictures of themselves love themselves too much. Maybe you like the overly-confident thing & that's fine, but being around someone that is that narcissistic can definitely get old real quick.

Remember, when dating an IG model, you are only as valuable to her as her followers deem you are. If your image is not up to par, she can you. Nothing personal, just a business decision. And we all know, when dating an IG model, everything is about business.

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By: Uncle Tom Foolery & Span Bennett

Image(s): Getty

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