First Name Tom, Last Name Foolery… And I’m Everybody’s Uncle!

Including this unfortunate GS9 rapper… Bobby Shmurda.

Bobby Shmurda still haven’t learned to keep his BIG MOUTH shut. You would think with a possible release date approaching the tap dancing rapper would attempt to fly under the radar. However, this guy clearly doesn’t understand how the penitentiary works.

Recently, reports surfaced that the “Hot N***a” rapper was popping off behind bars, thinking he was untouchable, but he was quickly reminded who was in control.

According to a trustworthy source, Shmurda owed inmate Cleonte’ Brown 8 honey buns, 5 packs of sunflower seeds, 2 mains (dinner or lunch) & a body wash over a bet he wagered against Deontay Wilder. The source explained Shmurda refused to pay his debt & Brown ordered a hit on Shmurda.

“Cleonte’s really liked dude (Shmurda). He didn’t want to take it there, but when Shmurda embarrassed him in front the whole unit, Cleonte’ had no choice but to retaliate. Sh*t, Bobby made a f**king ill freestyle about how he wasn’t paying Brown sh*t.”

Later that night, 4 inmates known as The Bill Collectors managed to enter Shmurda’s cell & long stroke the crap out of him; literally.

Sometimes it’s not the soap inmates have to worry about dropping. Hopefully Bobby hangs tight & escape jail without taking anymore '“Ls” or back shots.

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By: Uncle Tom Foolery

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