First Name Tom, Last Name Foolery… And I’m Everybody’s Uncle!

Even this spell-caster… Beyoncé.

Black candles surrounded by voodoo dolls & witchcraft spells are slowly burning daily in Beyoncé’s worship chambers. Kimberly Thompson, a former drummer for the talented vocalist, has filed a lawsuit alleging the Queen of R&B has been using evil forces to hinder her life.

Thompson claims her life has been in ruins since she decided to split from the Lemonade artist. Beyoncé also had inside information about her lack of faith in God & is now using her vulnerability to torment her soul.

According to a reputable source, Thompson is adamant the powerful diva is responsible for the death of her kitten & is constantly using magical spells of sexual molestation to taint her.

“Thompson is NOT high-off meth, but does possess valuable information about Bey’s private life. Although her claims seem outrageous, rumors are floating she has various hidden videos supporting her witchcraft allegations,” suggested the source.

Truth be told, we are going to catch the sideline & layoff on this one. We’ll send some prayers up for all involved in this crafty lawsuit & hope things are ironed out smoothly.

Baphomet!

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