First Name Tom, Last Name Foolery… And I’m Everybody’s Uncle!

Even this pinkie finger packing trap rapper… Young Jeezy.

Recently, the self-proclaimed Snowman released a photo of him relaxing, smoking a Cuban cigar on one of his rental Yachts. Everything in the picture screamed, “I’m rich b***h.” It seemed the picture provided instant attention for all the right reasons. Mission accomplished.

However, it took one of Jeezy’s IG followers to carefully analyzed the picture & reveal what many had overlooked; the lack of a d**k print. The Atlanta artist’s account was soon flooded with thousands of jokes about the area between his legs.

“Damn, Snowman got a whole camel toe.”

“Jeezy & got no d**k.”

“All you see is a heart shaped hump between Jeezy’s legs.”

“His president is black, his lambo is blue & I be got damn his d**k ain’t grew.”

After an avalanche of negative feedback, “The Recession” rapper decided to toss in the white towel. YJ removed the photo from his account & quickly went into Ghost Mode.

We understand everyone can’t have left-hook hanging MANDINGO cocks; the Law of Averages just doesn’t work that way. Unfortunately, our nephew had to learn the hard way that sometimes having the short end of the stick can be cruel.

LMAO!

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