First Name Tom, Last Name Foolery… And I’m Everybody’s Uncle!

Especially this virgin man eater… Madonna

100 year old Madonna still finds ways to consume her protein. Since the early 90s, her alkaline diet has consisted mainly of top-tiered, chart-popping rappers. Nowadays, nothing is different.

Recently, the ageless freak was spotted roaming England’s UK Wireless Festival with 1/3 of the Migos, Quavo. The couple pranced around the festival like a newly announced couple. However, we all know the self-proclaimed man eater will never settle down.  

According to a reputable source in England, Madonna had been craving the Q appetizer for the longest & wasted no time rushing the buffet when opportunity presented itself. The artists stumbled upon each other & somehow, Madonna convinced Quavo to tag along for a night of wild partying.

Just before sunrise, guest in adjacent hotel rooms to the stars reported hearing noises of the pair whipping things up like stir fry.

Snacked!

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