First Name Tom, Last Name Foolery... And I'm Everybody's Uncle!

Even this tap dancer... Bobby Shmurda.

Nowadays everyone has a gimmick to burst on the scenes of the music industry. Whether it's rainbow hair & skittles teeth, female clothing, devil worshiping, topping off executives, etc... artists typically do any & everything to get their 15 seconds of demo time.

Shmurda's no different. However, the "Hot Nigga" rapper literally tap danced his way into the industry. When it comes to putting on for the man, Bobby's the guy for the job.

According to a trustworthy source, during his parole hearing, the GS9 affiliate quickly slipped on his shiny, black shoes & tapped like his life depended on it.

Apparently, Bobby's brown-nosing act worked. He's now set to be freed early 2020 thanks to his top-notch..,

Coonery!

Climb on The Family Tree below & share your thoughts My Nephew Bobby Shmurda's cooning situation.