Lol... Dave East Caught Eating Stripper's Groceries!

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First Name Tom, Last Name Foolery... And I'm Everybody's Uncle!

Including this hungry rapper... young Forbes lister... Dave East.

When a man is hungry, never stand in the way of him & his meal. Especially when that meal is served with toss salad, thick warm buns & whipped cream.

Recently, journeyman Dave East found himself on the wrong side of the camera. What was supposed to be a quick midnight snack turned into an everlasting buffet.

According to a reputable source, Dave picked up a stripper to smash following a night of partying. However, the rapper was so tripped out on Molly, he decided to go face diving in her sweaty ass.

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Then in true social media fashion, the stripper pulled out he phone & recorded the whole ordeal, which she's currently shopping around to the highest bidder. Rumor has it, East gobbled all of her...

Groceries!

Climb on The Family Tree below & share your thoughts about My Nephew Dave East's grocery eating situation.