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Drake Suckered Into Buying Porn Star $20k Boobs!!!

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First Name Tom, Last Name Foolery… And I’m Everybody’s Uncle!

Including this young sugar daddy… Drake

The kitchen is definitely starting to blaze & a certain Northerner should probably consider hibernating super surprise early this year. Pusha T has already body bagged the Toronto legend & now others are lining up to deepen his shallow grave.

Recently, a porn star named Kakey uploaded conversations, text messages & receipts showing Drake paid $20k to increase the population of her “Rack City!” It’s no secret the OVO founder loves bare backing strippers, prostitutes & random fan-girls. However, we didn’t think he was still giving out grants & stimulus packages to booty clappers & pole sliders.

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According to a well-known source, the porn star also admitted Drake regularly made sure she inserted spermicide gel tabs & the morning after pill into her body prior to donating his Canadian lotion.

We hope Do Right And Kill Everything rise from the dead soon because we’d hate to see him end up in bankruptcy court over inflated boobs. Hats off to the common, everyday women that are able to finesse Jimmy for coins.

Suckered!

Climb on The Family Tree below & share your thoughts about My Nephew Drake’s $20k spending situation.

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