First Name Tom, Last Name Foolery… And I’m Everybody’s Uncle!

And for now… This self-entitled cunt grabber… Jameis Winston.

Some people need a lifetime to mature while others simply remain in a time capsule with Peter Pan in Never-Never Land. The latter of the aforementioned describes Tampa Bay’s franchise QB Jameis Winston.

Recently, the NFL tossed a 3 game suspension at Winston for groping an Uber driver’s cunt without permission. The incident, which occurred nearly 2 years ago in Arizona, returned to the forefront after audio of the sexual assault surfaced.

According to a trustworthy NFL source, Winston acknowledges getting a lift from his accuser, but adamantly denies taking part in any Trump-like activities. Reporters attempted to blitz the Buccaneer’s star with questions; however, Winston eluded the hounds with an audible. Famous Jameis scrambled from the rush, locked & loaded his wireless Beats by Dre & loudly rapped Webbie’s platinum hit, “Girl Gimmie That…

P***y!”

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