Ex Subway Spokesman Jared Fogle Caught Tossing Salad In Jail!!!

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First Name Tom, Last Name Foolery… And I’m Everybody’s Uncle!

Except this former Subway pitchman… Jared Fogle.

Former Subway spokesman, Jared Fogle, is currently serving 15 years in prison for possessing child pornography & traveling to pay for sex with minors. However, this weekend he was caught eating a very familiar dish.

According to a trustworthy source, a correctional officer at the FCI Englewood stumbled upon inmate 12919-028’s cell & discovered Fogle’s face buried deep within inmate Arnold Humphrey’s muscular ass.

Based on reports, the inmates refused to obey commands to disengage & tactical force had to be used to extract Fogle’s face from Humphrey’s human salad bowl.

My, oh my, seems Jared is quite the vegetarian nowadays. He’s certainly in the right place to get his daily greens.

Tossed!   

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