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OMG… Student Sells Her Virginity For $1.4 Million To Famous Hollywood Actor!!!

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First name Tom, Last name Foolery... And I'm Everybody's Uncle!

Especially this London entrepreneur… Jasmin.

London’s up & coming personality, Jasmin, has always been business savvy & sought new ways to raise enough revenue to fully fund her own business venture. Horny, laying in her bed contemplating masturbating, a brilliant idea sparked into her head.

“I should auction my virginity to the highest bidder online.”

What spawned as a quick thought, soon manifested into reality. Jasmin contacted Cinderella Escorts to create a profile & offer her body for barter. According to an insider at CE, thousands of men tossed coins in the hat for the chance to bareback the sexually novice beauty. However, a famous Hollywood actor tripled down & ultimately sealed the deal. The German based company revealed the highest bidder just so happened to be one of her favorite actors.

The couple is expected to consummate the deal in Germany, where this type of transaction is legal. We totally think this was a good idea. Why give your virginity away for free to some guy you think you love that you may not end up with. Might as well cash them checks for doing so.

Jasmin just proved 1.4 million reasons women should wait to engage in a sexual relationship.

Sold!

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