First name Tom, Last name Foolery... And I'm Everybody's Uncle!

Including this long cock MF… Safaree Samuels.

Every woman can attest to having that one guy in timberland boots, no job, multiple baby mommas, good-for-nothing, long-thick cock slinger. No matter what he does wrong, the penis makes forgiveness easy.

Recently Safaree has boast that his former lover, Nicki Minaj, was sprung on his coconut oiled, 12-inch, steel shaft. Many thought SB was exaggerating on his private, until his infamous nude photos leaked.

Safaree claims since his cock shots have gone viral, his phone has been hopping off the hook from random females seeking to get drilled by his plumbers tool.

According to an anonymous source in Samuels’ camp, the New York rapper has also been offered 6-figured deals to make adult films. A few female porn elites have been slobbering at the idea of possibly riding & sucking on Nicki’s leftovers.

“My anaconda is the main reason Nik stayed with me. She mentioned if I didn’t have my d@#k she would have been left me,” joked Samuels.

Something tells us Nicki & Safaree will rekindle their flames.

Damn!

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