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Especially this headlight flasher…  Angela Simmons!

Recently Angela Simmons was spotted flaunting around town slowing traffic in a gorgeous, skin tight, banana yellow bodysuit. Screeching brakes & constant horn honking filled the area. What was supposed to be a peaceful night out with the girls turned into a jaw-dropping, drooling contest from random guys seeking to gain Simmons’ attention.

According to a reputable source, Simmons was flattered guys thought she’d looked amazing. However, she wanted to concentrate on having a good time with her girlfriends. Nonetheless, every guy wanted to peel her out of that skin tight, yellow banana suit & eat her like the fruit she’d mimic. Just looking at her gets guys hungry.

Another noticeable addition to Angela’s wardrobe was her perfectly enhanced twin peaks. Her breast were on full alert & yearning to burst free. Since declaring herself single again, it certainly seems she’s back on the prowl.

Mmmm… The popularity of yellow has just skyrocketed!

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