Uncle Tom Foolery

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Horny Dildo Stealing Women Makes Smooth Getaway!!!

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First Name Tom, Last Name Foolery… And I’m Everybody’s Uncle!

Including these horny thieves…

Nowadays, it’s HARD to find a man NOT willing to loan his stiff cock to a steamy, willing hot babe. However, times must be really HARD when beautiful women result to stealing dildos from novelty sex shops.

Recently, 3 drop-dead gorgeous babes managed to swipe expensive vibrating dildos from popular sex shop, Libido. Based on surveillance footage, the women must have previously canvased the joint because as soon as they walked into it, they grabbed their weapon of choice & departed. Now that’s what we call…

Smooth!

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