First Name Tom, Last Name Foolery… And I’m Everybody’s Uncle!

Even this pistol popping rapper… Remy Ma.

Sometimes sharing personal views with loved ones should remain trapped between the walls the opinion was released. Because similar to toothpaste, once it’s out the tube, its darn near impossible to perfectly squeeze the ooze back in without making a sloppy mess. Thus was the case with reality/celebrity/top female lyricist Remy Ma. It’s hard to put squeezed toothpaste back into the tube.

Remy Ma has come under a barrage of attacks for voicing her humble opinion about R Kelly’s molestation case & her views about rapists. Remy believes the media still judges Kel based on false allegations & leaked sex tapes.

According to a trustworthy source, Ma’s strongest argument for Kelly being innocent is the fact that The Pied Piper takes his time & eats his so-called victim’s ass-out delicately.

“Remy is adamant R Kelly is NOT guilty of rape because of the amount of passion & time he takes while eating the chick’s ass. Nobody being raped will toot their ass in the ass & let the rapist toss their salad in a computer chair without some form of resistance,” explained the insider.

Remy also believes the dungeon women loved being locked in R Kelly’s basement. They never complained. However, it was their family members contacting the media seeking airtime to eventually seal a civil lawsuit against the Chi-Town artist. Ma shared her views…

Boldly!

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