WTH… Kim K Goes to Vatican City to Soak Her Feet in Sacred Holy Water!!!

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First Name Tom, Last Name Foolery… And I’m Everybody’s Uncle!

Even this religious reality celebrity… Kim Kardashian.

When the sins pile up, there is only one logical thing to do; drop on bended knee & pray to God for forgiveness. However, if your name is Kim Kardashian, you always have access to the secret tunnels of forgiveness like Mario in his various worlds.

Recently, Kim decided to take a private trip to the Vatican City to soak her tireless feet in Sacred Holy Water. The trip, which was supposed to be symbolic of her turning over a new leaf & being cleanse of her sins, angered thousands of Christians. Many protested with pitched folks & wooden flaming sticks. Vatican City’s security had trouble controlling the riot.

According to a reputable source, Kim has become a very powerful figure within a major secret society & her latest ritual jolted her into the Top 10 ranks of female Illuminati. The insider claims the Vatican allowed her to use the Sacred Holy Water because the Pope directly controls Kardashian’s actions.

Holy!

Climb on The Family Tree below & share your thoughts about My Niece Kim Kardashian’s soaking situation.