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Excluding these Similac suckers… The Wet Dream Team.

Apparently, a group of suburban white teens discovered the cheat code to life - Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A, B, A, Start.

While sitting around playing Call of Duty: Modern Warfare, one of the youngsters hatched a brilliant idea; brilliant only in the minds of said pupils & conspirators. The group decided they would screen print sexually & racially languages upon their uniforms.

If the basketball league was geared towards White Supremacist only, this would have certainly fit the nomination for Nobel Peace Prize recognition. However, the teens were a part of the Cincinnati Premier Youth Basketball League.

Players sported names such as “Knee Grow,” “Coon,” “Black Key,”  “Pus E,” & “Bic Balls.” Had it not been for Tony Rue, a concerned parent, The Wet Dream Team would still be participating in the Cincinnati league.

Upon shedding light on his discovery, Rue managed to open Pandora’s Box. According to a reliable source, The Wet Dream Team’s coaches, fans & family supported their bold provocative actions.

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